Terrible Essay on Tulips

Hello again, readers! It's been a while - school and life have been hard at my heals (or tackling me, rather). Anyways, without further ado, here's an essay I recently did for an assignment and it was so much fun I decided to share it. It was for a terrible essay contest, so it's full of fluff and nonsense, and trite expressions. I hope you get a laugh from reading it!

Ever since the beginning of time, people have been enraptured by the luscious, invigorating aroma of flowers. While everyone has their own ideal choice, flower-wise, no one can doubt the potency of the elegant tulip. If I were to choose, I would say the tulip is the most perfect choice of flower, scent-wise.

Needless to say, the tulip has a multitudinous array of competitors when it comes to the nature of fragrance and appearance. The rose, for example, has such a pleasant, saccharine type smell that it proves to be a veritable challenger in the manner of perfume competition. Appearance-wise, it rallies just as many points where tulips are concerned. It would appear that the tulip’s chance of winning against such a steady rival is easier said than done.

Irregardless, the tulip really does not have a cause to be green with envy over the rose’s fair façade. Undoubtedly, the tulip’s firm emerald stalk and brilliant, silky petals allow it to climb to the top of the list – especially considering the fact that it comes in a plethora of different looks, color-wise and has a very youthful manner of appearance. I will try and be absolutely clear when I state in certainty that the tulip’s ever-present grace and fresh, vibrant hues are absolutely sure to improve any atmosphere. In short, it looks lovely.

Last but not least, it is quite obvious that if the unparalleled beauty of the tulip were of any less degree, the Dutch would hesitate to grow such enormous quantities of them in their fertile fields. Surely this is enough evidence for me to try and prove my point.

Never underestimate the garden-fresh nature of the tulip, fragrance-wise or appearance-wise. It is better to be safe than sorry and forget the rose in all of its assumed glory. Any other type of flower will never match up to the youthful presence of the tulip.